sooo my bitch post today is about a trip to the grocery store. we pulled into a spot behind a Lincoln Navigator Superpollution Subdivision that was already parked at giant eagle. we were just about to get out of the car when the Lincoln started backing up for no apparent reason. of course their back window was well over the roof of my car so they didn't even see me, i had to honk about ten times before they finally stopped backing up. then the woman got out and gave me a dirty look like it was my fault she didn't see me and had no idea why i was honking. it's a good thing she didn't hit me or I probably would have lost it and let out all my anti-SUV rage on her. i just don't get it, i really don't. must be the same bush mentality that no matter what, yours has to be the biggest. to hell with that silly ozone and global warming, and who cares that it gets 2 mpg and you kill everyone you get in a slight accident with because you're driving a fu@@ing house on wheels.
also yesterday i decided on a theme song for starbucks customers…
Everything's a stress and what's more, well it's all somebody's fault.
Hey, Get over it!
Got a job, got a life, got a four-door and a faithless wife.
Got those nice copper pipes, got an ex, got a room for the night.
Aren't you such a catch?
What a prize! Got a body like a battle axe…
Love that perfect frown, honest eyes…
We ought to buy you a Cadillac.”
To all who complain about their stupid lattes and their dry cappachinos.. you are not alone, there are others with cell phones glued to their heads who can't fit their car through the drive thru either. hmm.. get over it.
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