Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush’s Trip To Cancun

• 10. “Feels great to get away after three straight weeks of work”
• 9. “As president of the United States, I pledge to do whatever’s necessary to help the Cancunians!”
• 8. “Couldn’t we have stayed home and gone to Chi-Chi’s?”
• 7. “Cozumel? Isn’t that the chick I made Secretary of State?”
• 6. “When do I get to meet Zorro?”
• 5. “Holy crap, how’d they move these pyramids from Egypt?”
• 4. “I’ll have a non-alcoholic pina colada…just kidding, juice me up, Pepe!”
• 3. “NAFTA? Don’t they make auto parts?”
• 2. “Secret service! He’s choking on a nacho”

• 1. “Once you get a little buzz going, my poll numbers don’t look so bad”

From Thursday’s Late Show With David Letterman

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