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Just more of the same…

• The U.S. and Iran are having a pissing contest in the Gulf.
• Congressional Democrats have once again rolled over and let the Bush Administration stick it to them.
  Gosh, I’m so surprised. And after all the faith I had that they would be any different than the Republican-controlled Congress. People think 2008 is the answer? Hillary and Barack are going to save us? I’m telling you– they ALL need to go.
• People still aren’t connecting the record gas prices with record oil stock prices and quarterly profits.
  Make the connection people! Why are they going to lower prices when we’re still buying just as much?
• 9 U.S. soldiers were killed in Iraq yesterday. That makes 3,431.
  Oh but that’s such a bummer of a topic, I’d rather not think about that… let’s talk about American Idol instead.
• The FDA, with no knowledge of its long-term effects, has approved a new birth control pill that will completely stop monthly periods.
  Are you kidding me?! One of the most important natural processes a woman goes through? WOMEN, listen up! Tampons, cramps, PMS, they’re all annoying— hell yes— but do you really wanna f—k with that?? Okay fine, but when you get cancer and your children are deformed, don’t come crying to me. When are they gonna start messing with male hormones?

That’s your news for this hour, sleepy heads. Now, it’s time to wake up!