Looks like Bush won’t need that extra $50 billion for Iraq after all! In fact, we can leave Iraq completely, bring all the troops home, and put them to work rebuilding the Gulf Coast because they’ve just found the weapons of mass destruction — turns out the UN had them all along!
I’m reminded of when I look all over the apartment for my sunglasses, only to realize they’ve been on my head the whole time. Kind of the same thing, only three million people don’t die when I make that mistake.
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