My fellow Comrades,
Your People’s Congress has passed the great Socialist Crap Sandwich known as “H.R. 1424“.
Don’t fear Comrades — this bailout RESCUE PACKAGE will once again make Glorious the United States Economy.
We may still need to sacrifice BE MORE PATRIOTIC by rescuing more failing banks and paying higher taxes, but rest assured Blessed Comrades, Your People’s Leadership will be right alongside you, making sacrifices as well.
If you don’t at first enjoy the taste of the Crap Sandwich, just give it a little time. Pretty soon you will have eaten so much of it you will begin to enjoy the taste.
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